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- If you could be a superhero
- would you be Justice Guy?
- Making sure people get what they deserve
- Especially women who lie
- Like if a wife left her husband
- with three kids and no job
- To run off to f---ing Hawaii
- With some doctor named "Bob"
- You could skin them
- and drain them of blood
- so they die
- Especially Bob
- Then you would be justice guy
- Or you could be more subtle,
- No, I didn't mean to be vague
- Give her the mad cow disease,
- Let him die of the plague
- As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
- Especially Bob
- Yes, then you would be justice guy
- A superhero
- Like me
- --Stephen Lynch, Superhero
